Chud Buffly’s MANTHOLOGY: 365 Alpha Maxims Guaranteed to Help You Know Everything, Feel Nothing, Get Jacked, and Never Die comes out in fall 2026. The advance praise is already rolling in:

• “Like a scoop of caffeinated mango pre-workout, but for your life.” - Joe R.

• “So good, it makes me wish I could read.” - Elon M.

• “Chud Buffly represents [the cure to] everything wrong with modern society…His book blows [others out of the water]. Honestly, it makes me want to throw…a….part…y.” - Alexandria Ocasio-C.