Chud Buffly’s Alpha Male Manhood Manual: How to Know Everything, Feel Nothing, Get Jacked, and Never Die comes out in fall 2026. The advance praise is already rolling in:

  • “Like a scoop of caffeinated mango pre-workout, but for your life.” - Joe Rogan

  • “So good, it makes me wish I could read.” - Elon Musk

  • “Chud Buffly represents [the cure to] everything wrong with modern society…His book blows [others out of the water]. Honestly, it makes me want to throw…a….part…y.” - Gloria Steinem