Who is Chud Buffly?

In short, Chud Buffly is the world’s leading Alpha male.

With over nine trillion Youtube, Spotify, and Reddit followers, he is revolutionizing the masculinity industry, having popularized DIY testosterone replacement therapy, calling strangers “brother,” and the tricep. 

Chud is known worldwide for humility, honesty, and inventing the iPhone in 1996. 

His credentials include a double major in Men’s Studies and Creatine Marketing from Phoenix University Sarajevo Campus, and an honorary PhD in Game Changing from Tim Ferris Online University and Karate Dojo. 

Chudbuffly.com users have voted Chud “Person (Man) of the Year,” five out of the past seven years.

And with his new book MANTHOLOGY, he’s finally putting his message “on paper” (so to speak).

Every man should be number one.

COMING FALL 2026

MANTHOLOGY:

365 Alpha Maxims Guaranteed to Help You Know Everything, Feel Nothing, Get Jacked, and Never Die

By Chud Buffly (as told to Tom Ellison)

Finally. A Book.

But for MEN.

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